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Saturday, February 27, 2010

List of prime ministers of India and their Tenure

List of Indian Prime Ministers and their Tenure of ruling.





No Name From To
1 Jawahar Lal Nehru 15/08/47 27/05/64
2 Gulzarilal Nanda ( Acting ) 27/05/64 09/06/64
3 Lal Bahadur Shastri 09/06/64 11/01/66
4 Gulzarilal Nanda ( Acting ) 11/01/66 24/01/66
5 Indira Gandhi 24/01/66 24/03/77
6 Morarji Desai 24/03/77 28/07/79
7 Charan Singh 28/07/79 14/01/80
8 Indira Gandhi 14/01/80 31/10/84
9 Rajiv Gandhi 31/10/84 02/12/89
10 Vishwanath Pratap Singh 02/12/89 10/11/90
11 Chandra Shekhar 10/11/90 21/06/91
12 P. V. Narasimha Rao 21/06/91 16/05/96
13 Atal Bihari Vajpayee 16/05/96 01/06/96
14 H. D. Deve Gowda 01/06/96 21/04/97
15 Inder Kumar Gujral 21/04/97 19/03/98
16 Atal Bihari Vajpayee 19/03/98 22/05/04
17 Dr. Manmohan Singh 22/05/04 Still
 





Thursday, February 25, 2010

A funny conversation between Software Engineer and his Wife

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.

HAHA ROFL ... LMAO .... what a funny conversation., I'm Lov'n it.







Monday, February 15, 2010

No Pain No Gain

Accept the Pain, Future will be Fruitful





















































Don't feel the work you are doing is pain, because there will be always a reason for that pain or work.


So face the pain, for the pain you face, there will be definitely happiness a head.


This was sent by my HR .... I thought it was good so sharing it with you all.

Thanks Archana Ma'am.




Monday, February 8, 2010

A small and nice story :- Must read it

An old man lived alone in a village. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison.


The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation:


Dear Son,

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.

Love,
Dad



Shortly, the old man received this telegram:
"For Heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!!"


At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.


Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asked him what to do next.


His son's reply was:
"Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad.. It's the best I could do for you from here."


Moral:


NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD, IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART YOU CAN DO IT. IT IS THE THOUGHT THAT MATTERS NOT WHERE YOU ARE OR WHERE THE PERSON IS.